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- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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