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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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