ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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