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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday.
Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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