ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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