ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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