ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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