ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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