ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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