ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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