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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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