ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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