ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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