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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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