ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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