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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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