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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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