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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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