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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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