ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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