ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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