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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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