ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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