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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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