ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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