ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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