ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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