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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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