ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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