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Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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