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You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
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- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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