ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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