ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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