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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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