ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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