ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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