ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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