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SATURDAY, 3 SEPTEMBER 1994
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
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