ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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