ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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