ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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