ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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