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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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