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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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