ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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