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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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