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The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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