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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 8 FEBRUARY 1997
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
  2. You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
  3. You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
  4. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
  5. Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
  6. You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
  7. Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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