ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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