ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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